Wednesday, June 27, 2007

50 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT SUPERHERO COMICS

1 – The Thing is a hideously disfigured rockman in love with a blind sculptress that knows what he looks like better than anybody else.

2 – Jack Kirby

3 – Hidden gorilla cities with real gorilla problems.

4 – The Pym/Ultron Family-Tree

5 – The Ultimate Nullifier scares off damn near everybody…

6 – … and in turn, the Fantastic Four can pretty much defeat anything

7 – Krypto, the Super Dog

8 – "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."

9 – The Watcher and the Inhumans are neighbors on the moon.

10 – "The jewel mountians of Krypton are splendid this time of year."

11 – The Defenders don’t take $*#@ off nobody.

12 – Superboy keeps robots of himself in the basement.

13 – Galactus wasn’t wearing pants in his first appearance.

14 – The Radical Cube

15 – In the DC universe, questions won't always get answered… but they might beat your ass in with a baseball bat.

16 – Will Magnus is an f***in’ loon.

18 – Namor barely wears clothes and is still one of the most dangerous threats to humanity.

19 – “H” Dials

20 – One time, Karate Kid used super-karate to throw Mon El into space – MON-EL!

21 – The REAL Multiverse

22 – The Radical Dodecahedron

23 – John Workman Lettering – DOOM

24 – The Hulk can pretty much smash whatever he wants.

25 – Giant Man has a fan club... and they have matching jackets.

26 – All things HYDRA, but especially the Satan Claw.

27 – In The Infinity Gauntlet, Thanos turns Nova into a bunch of building blocks which he then proceeds to step on.

28 – The Vision and the Scarlett Witch

29 – Blackbolt’s real name is Blackagar Boltagon.

30 – Dum Dum’s Bowler Hat

31 – Big ol’ Wyatt Wingfoot frightens jocks more than a guy who can catch on fire (FF#51).

32 – The original Masters of Evil featured a Nazi, a radioactive Chinaman, a guy that pretty much just got really hot, and two Asgardians.

33 – Amazing Spider-man # 33

34 – Rob Liefield still gets work no matter what…

35 – Elysius Klaw can make a big pink elephant out of sound and nobody thinks that's strange.

36 – Mister Miracle breaks into his own house just for laughs.

37 – A dude called the Melter can be both sadass and badass at the same time.

38 – 80s John Byrne

39 – Flash Facts

40 – Elliott S! Maggin

41 – The X-Stinction Agenda

42 – “The lights just went out – what’s going on?”

“Everyone – stay calm… My name’s Matt Murdock. We're in the middle of a blackout, but everything’s going to be all right, okay? I’m going to get us out of this.”

“Murdock? You’re that lawyer, guy. Hey, ain’t you blind?”

“Yes… yes, I am. Now everyone follow me.”

43 – The Green Lantern Oath

44 – Night Thrasher ain’t afraid to use an uzi.

45 – Wonder Man’s acting career, or lack thereof, maybe…?

46 – 70s Marvel comics – I mean, think about it… somebody’s mom actually bought them a copy of a comic called The Son of Satan in the 70s.

47 – Zuvembies

48 – Hank McCoy, the Beast

49 – Dr. Sivana is the kind of guy who knows where to find “a million tons of dynamite” at the drop of a hat.

50 – Don Rickles!

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