"Just read Aquaman #51… and I have to confess I’m confused.
Aquaman must have gotten seriously gypped on his attempt to raise Sub Diego since in [this week's issue of] the ongoing series, it’s still submerged, with no mention it was ever raised. But hey, at least the people living there are still all alright, and breathing the water as fine as can be."
It's not the I don't believe Jason, because I do... but can you? I mean, in the same week that DC "issues" their cureall fix, WWIII, they publish a comic where Sub Diego is not only still under water, but it's being under water plays a part in the plot?
But y'know, maybe I'm being to hard on 'em. Who knows, maybe next week, in 52 week 51, they'll reveal how Sub Diego sank for a second time, just one week after it was raised.
Be sure to come back tomorrow, when I launch the Bad Simian's first official meme, and ask:
What Should DC's New Slogan Be?
Spread it around, invite your friends... this should be pretty good.